Choices, choices, choices......
I’ll admit I’m fickle with my affection when it comes to the supernatural hotties gracing the pages of paranormal novels. When forced to choose between a Vampire Lumberjack and a Werewolf Bootlegger I didn’t know what to do. So I looked at the pros and cons. Without a doubt the man who howls at the moon was the winner. Why, you ask? Here are a few reasons I’m siding with Team Werewolf Bootlegger. Vampires sleep all day. I need someone who can help around the house and watch the kids while I get my hair done. I don’t want a man that doesn’t eat actual food. I love to cook. Plus who wants to eat more than a guy when you sit down to dinner? Not me! The final reason is I have no desire to curl up with a corpse at night. I’ll take my man with a pulse please :)
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Heheh, my reasons are the opposite. I'm a virtual night owl. I'm more awake during the night then the day.
ReplyDeletePlus I'm pale too, and my hubs is tan so it always aggrivates me when someone is tanner than me! Plus I hate to cook and really don't eat that much. I can go a day or half the day without eating.
Plus not much of a drinker. Grew up around alcohol and ehhh.
Hehe, I'm Team Lumberjack baby!
Go Team Werewolf! I want a warm-blooded man with a heartbeat (and free booze is icing on the cake!).
ReplyDeleteWerewolf bootlegger for the win!!! I loooove your reasons, they are spot on! I like a guy who is not so reserved and contained, I'd prefer someone wild and untamed!!
ReplyDeleteTeam werewolf bootlegger, no question about it! Werewolves are the hottest and their craze is sweeping literature, finally! It's all about the wild, untamed guy, like you said. Vampire lovers can keep their dark, brooding introverts!
ReplyDeleteTeam Lumberjack Vampire. I'll take my dark and broodingintrovert, but please, put the doggies on a leash, I just vaccumed.
ReplyDeleteGreat reasoning! TEAM WEREWOLF BOOTLEGGER for the WIN!! Warm, loyal, protective of the kids...ALIVE! Seriously, what more could any woman ask for? How could you pass up those qualities? ;)
ReplyDeleteMy ancestors are from Transylvania, so I definitely side with Team Vampire.
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Okay, so this is just hilarious! I couldn't help but be drawn in by the title alone for the contest. Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteI'd definitely have to side with Vampire Lumberjack. I've always been on the side of vampires, back when I picked up my first Anne Rice novel in my early years of high school to my first read through of Bram Stokers Dracula. Hot blooded men are everywhere...so why not a vampire? LOL.
Thanks!
You make some good points but I'm with the vamps on this one. I've always had an affinity for them and a vamp in plaid is yum!
ReplyDeleteGo Team Vampire Lumberjack!
I come from a long line of lumberjacks. I'll take the family biz and some pesky soul issues over the uncontrolled furry and controlled substances.
ReplyDeleteGo Team Vampire Lumberjack!
Once again, there have been good points made for both sides. But I must go with Team Vampire Lumberjack. I don't like to cook, I own a big hairy dog, don't need more to clean up after. I don't tan, burn more like it, so I tend to stay out of the sun and I like plaid flannel!
ReplyDeleteIm Team Vampire Lumberjack all the way!!!
ReplyDeletePeople have been coming up with great reasons why they are on the team they are. For me I'm all Team Vampire Lumberjack. Vampires have and always will be my #1.
ReplyDeleteSexy Vamps often caught my breath away...I'm definitely Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm picking Team Vampire Lumberjack. Gotta love those sexy vampires.
ReplyDeleteSue B
All very valid reasons :) Team Werewolf Bootlegger for the win!!!
ReplyDeleteI admit, I'm greedy.
ReplyDeleteDo I want a lithe and slender vampire, with sultry seductive speech that makes my knees week just to hear it? Oh, yeah. Do I want someone cool to touch? As a fierce exotherm, definitely.
On the other hand, do I want someone rugged, active, clever and wild, who turns furry once a month, for me to dig my fingers into his pelt? (Pant, pant.)
Can't I have both? The bed is wide enough, surely!
(I did not say that aloud, did I?)
But, if forced to choose... (Oh, must I?)
Since I want them for completely different reasons (I don't think a werewolf-vampire would be an improvement on either alone)...
Put me on team vampire. So long as he doesn't sparkle.
Katie
For the sake of sides, I have to go Team Vampire Lumberjack. Nothing says sexy like a man jacking some lumber. (Ohhh the images.)
ReplyDeleteNo promises but I might reconsider with the right incentive. SKIN! :)
I can't wait to add both of these to my collection!
Team Werewolf Bootlegger
ReplyDeleteAlways on the side of the shifters, like my heroes warm and breathing. Go team werewolf!
ReplyDeleteTeam werewolf bootlegger. Nice to be able to see a guy at lunchtime.
ReplyDeleteTeam Werewolf for me! Howling seems kind of sexy! Booze and full moons! what's not to love?
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Although, I really don't like cooking, but I think that given how much he eats he should be a pretty good cook himself.
ReplyDeleteWerewolf Bootleggers for the win!
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I'm on Team Vampire Lumberjack! go team!!
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i'm fickle too ;-D -team swiss
ReplyDeleteI so agree with you and I really wouldn't want to cuddle up to a "dead" man at night so Team Werewolf's Rule
ReplyDeleteI agree, a warm blooded werewolf is sexier than a cold, dead vampire. And I hadn't even thought about a vampire not being able to enjoy your cooking! I love to cook, so my man has to love to eat.
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I agree with everything but the cooking. But then, he could get a cook! ;) Go team werewolf!
ReplyDeleteI agree! Team Werewolf all the way! They are so sexy and warm.
ReplyDeleteNope, you can't sell me on this - Team Vampire Lumberjack!!!
ReplyDeleteI agree, I like all supernatural hotties. However, will have to go with team vampire lumberjack!
ReplyDeletePam S
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Go Team Vampire Lumberjack! What can I say I'm a sucker for the fangs. (Pun intended)
ReplyDeleteThe idea of my man howling at the moon sounds so primal...so hot! Go Team Werewolf Bootlegger!
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